New Neighbour

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 02:48

Originally Posted by bmw528

Well dont put on one of your Selfie Solo Porno videos if she has a moment of madness and decides to actually watch something with you.

Unfair you have no idea how sexy I look covered head to toe in marmite receiving fellatio from the Hoover...fucking cheek of ye!!

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 02:49

Originally Posted by bmw528

Ah Dont bleedin start that.

. We ve just got rid of one Stalker already.

Pfft fucking amateur!

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 03:00

Originally Posted by Kenton

Unfair you have no idea how sexy I look covered head to toe in marmite receiving fellatio from the Hoover...fucking cheek of ye!!

The only Cheeks that spring to mind are the cheeks of your arse being spread open when yer in prison for stalking that poor woman.

You will be singing like Boy Soprano.

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 03:14

Originally Posted by bmw528

The only Cheeks that spring to mind are the cheeks of your arse being spread open when yer in prison for stalking that poor woman.

You will be singing like Boy Soprano.

I swing both ways so I can definitely think of worse things

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 03:17

Originally Posted by Kenton

I swing both ways so I can definitely think of worse things

Well you will be walking like John Wayne once your in there.

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 03:23

Originally Posted by bmw528

Well you will be walking like John Wayne once your in there.

Ooh your making me horny pal!

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 03:28

Originally Posted by Kenton

Ooh your making me horny pal!

I knew that would get ye horny.

. At least that poor woman might get a decent nights sleep instead of listening to you Beating Your Meat up against her bedroom wall.

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 03:37

Originally Posted by bmw528

I knew that would get ye horny.

. At least that poor woman might get a decent nights sleep instead of listening to you Beating Your Meat up against her bedroom wall.

Nah if anything you've ruined her night now she has to put up with me blaring gay porn while jacking it loudly and grunting like an animal, well played!!

**Necromancer** · 19-02-20, 04:55

"The girl next door" for real.! Especially if mature, might want to check if another man may have already established an embassy on her. Wedding ring is a way to tell but is not conclusive. I wouldn't have one but im male

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 05:19

Originally Posted by Necromancer

"The girl next door" for real.! Especially if mature, might want to check if another man may have already established an embassy on her. Wedding ring is a way to tell but is not conclusive. I wouldn't have one but im male

Mate you wanna check her out, I've already got the Mrs Robinson scenarios playing out in my head! Ring finger was bare! No start the long game!

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