New Neighbour

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 01:35

Originally Posted by Kenton

Ah Seamus knows the score! He usually doesn't even bother to come in when I open the door naked

Yea, He s probably afraid of his shite that he will get blasted with Sperm when you open the door to him,

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 01:39

He wasn't too pleased last time alright but what has he expecting at quarter to 11 on Tuesday morning?!

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 01:42

I suppose you could try the old fashioned way of dropping by and saying hello with a nice Cake under your arm.

.Although she might be afraid of what you might add into the Cake as a little surprise.

Maybe a Trifle might be more suitable in your case

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 02:00

A movie and a big bag of popcorn...I just have to remember no hot butter this time!...well maybe some haha

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 02:13

Originally Posted by Kenton

A movie and a big bag of popcorn...I just have to remember no hot butter this time!...well maybe some haha

Not one of your movies surely?

. She will have her bags packed and gone like the clappers if she looks at one of your movies.

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 02:19

Ye might want to be careful that she doesnt have a Six foot tall Hubby or Boyfriend, or Girlfriend that might drop round to you and squeeze your neck until ye resemble an Ostrich.

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 02:25

Originally Posted by bmw528

Not one of your movies surely?

. She will have her bags packed and gone like the clappers if she looks at one of your movies.

Who doesn't love In Diana Jones, that movie is a classic damnit!

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 02:26

Originally Posted by bmw528

Ye might want to be careful that she doesnt have a Six foot tall Hubby or Boyfriend, or Girlfriend that might drop round to you and squeeze your neck until ye resemble an Ostrich.

Ah I'm playing it cool, knocking the wall through into her attic and drilling spy holes in the roof, real low key stuff

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 02:30

Originally Posted by Kenton

Who doesn't love In Diana Jones, that movie is a classic damnit!

Well dont put on one of your Selfie Solo Porno videos if she has a moment of madness and decides to actually watch something with you.

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 02:32

Originally Posted by Kenton

Ah I'm playing it cool, knocking the wall through into her attic and drilling spy holes in the roof, real low key stuff

Ah Dont bleedin start that.

. We ve just got rid of one Stalker already.

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