Weirdest client requests you’ve ever been asked ?!

**philipkntz** · 13-02-20, 09:41

Careful now! You never know who has shit in that bowl before you.

**patrickpio** · 13-02-20, 09:55

sorry guys for asking, but how do you ADD FRIEND on this board's forum page please

**bara-babeurre** · 13-02-20, 09:58

He: do you have cologne?
Me: me I’m usually don’t wearing any to appointments
He: but do you have it ?
Me: yep why?
He: to spray it on my cock!
Me: excuse me?
He: I want if you will spray it all on my cock!

Other

He: what Hoover you have?
Me: I’m sorry?
He; what Hoover you have?
Me: I’m sorry, but why u asking me about Hoover.
He: I need to know what Hoover you have!
Me; like home? Or I’m in hotel! Still not sure why you asking (I was just so curious)
He; what Hoover they have? Or should I bring my Hoover?

He never explain for what

**Navi34** · 13-02-20, 10:07

Originally Posted by bara-babeurre

He: do you have cologne?
Me: me I’m usually don’t wearing any to appointments
He: but do you have it ?
Me: yep why?
He: to spray it on my cock!
Me: excuse me?
He: I want if you will spray it all on my cock!

Other

He: what Hoover you have?
Me: I’m sorry?
He; what Hoover you have?
Me: I’m sorry, but why u asking me about Hoover.
He: I need to know what Hoover you have!
Me; like home? Or I’m in hotel! Still not sure why you asking (I was just so curious)
He; what Hoover they have? Or should I bring my Hoover?

He never explain for what

The only explanation i can think of is that maybe he wanted you to be a housewife rather than a escort girlfriend. GFE is nice, i can't say I would pay for a wife experience

**MichelleFox** · 13-02-20, 10:10

Originally Posted by Navi34

Maybe he does it with every girl he sees xD possibly didn't intend to eat it but instead have a collection of all the escorts he sees. If you agreed you may have be immortalized in a bowl with "Michelle Fox" printed on it. Alongside bowls of may other escorts he had seen

What I wonder is that if he did intend to consume, what happens if you had a bad poo?

He did drink it all. Always. Well all of these 3guys.
Interesting. Can you imagine?! My own bowl M.F. I would be lucky to have my own one

Well a few days ago I talk to my friend and we laugh. She had this Chinese guy who did wait for poo and then complain that her poo is too small and want refund true story!

**MichelleFox** · 13-02-20, 10:11

Originally Posted by bara-babeurre

He: do you have cologne?
Me: me I’m usually don’t wearing any to appointments
He: but do you have it ?
Me: yep why?
He: to spray it on my cock!
Me: excuse me?
He: I want if you will spray it all on my cock!

Other

He: what Hoover you have?
Me: I’m sorry?
He; what Hoover you have?
Me: I’m sorry, but why u asking me about Hoover.
He: I need to know what Hoover you have!
Me; like home? Or I’m in hotel! Still not sure why you asking (I was just so curious)
He; what Hoover they have? Or should I bring my Hoover?

He never explain for what

Oh I need to know why

**Laimo** · 13-02-20, 10:18

Originally Posted by MichelleFox

He did drink it all. Always. Well all of these 3guys.
Interesting. Can you imagine?! My own bowl M.F. I would be lucky to have my own one

Well a few days ago I talk to my friend and we laugh. She had this Chinese guy who did wait for poo and then complain that her poo is too small and want refund true story!

Surprised one of your friends even did that for him even for any money

**funboy71** · 13-02-20, 10:23

You could have this...., You could have that ...., Maybe this or maybe that ...,

Any visit to a lady depends on the first words out of your mouth on a call, if it is shitting or kissing if the lady doesn't like or do it then that's it, no visit or blocked!!

You need to remember that it is the Lady's rules here, you don't obey or follow their instructions then no visit, Simple as that !!!

You do your homework, Check profiles or make a client request and explain clearly what you want when talking and don't be crude or rude and you might get lucky

Originally Posted by Navi34

You could have said you don't provide domination services. Then say what you do provide and to contact you if you would like to receive them instead. He may have been a nice guy to get into bed with

Or if the shitting means so much, you could say that you would only do it if the area was covered with a plastic bag so you don't come into contact with the product.

You could also say you like to receive orgasms during appointments and that wouldn't make you come

**Navi34** · 13-02-20, 10:33

Originally Posted by MichelleFox

He did drink it all. Always. Well all of these 3guys.
Interesting. Can you imagine?! My own bowl M.F. I would be lucky to have my own one

Well a few days ago I talk to my friend and we laugh. She had this Chinese guy who did wait for poo and then complain that her poo is too small and want refund true story!

I would have thought he would have expected it to be small since that would be more ladylike; women tend to eat less than men

Have you ever had to give a refund? One escort i was with told me she once had a client who was so awful and drunk she had to stop him and give him his money back to avoid a bad review because she couldn't put up with him

**BrazilianGringo** · 13-02-20, 10:41

Rip. Confidentiality. Rip professionalism 🤷😬

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