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Thread: Guys, In Your Opinion, Which Escort(s) Has The Neatest Slit?

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    Default Guys, In Your Opinion, Which Escort(s) Has The Neatest Slit?

    Which escort(s) would you nominate?

    I deliberately used the word slit to accurately convey what I am looking for.

    I do not want to be confronted with something that resembles one of Jack The Ripper's calling cards.

    Here is a photo of a nice, neat slit as an example: Thanks for your feedback
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    gotta be this bird


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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Pussy Eater View Post
    Which escort(s) would you nominate?

    I deliberately used the word slit to accurately convey what I am looking for.

    I do not want to be confronted with something that resembles one of Jack The Ripper's calling cards.

    Here is a photo of a nice, neat slit as an example: Thanks for your feedback
    Take your pick.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    That's alot of bacon rover

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    That's the ideal wallpaper for a punter's laptop.....Sort of reminds me of the Carlingford Oyster Festival.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    That's the ideal wallpaper for a punter's laptop.....Sort of reminds me of the Carlingford Oyster Festival.
    Good one Carlos and by the way ...... Congratulations.
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    Rover, they are not slits, they are disgusting fuck-holes.

    I want to avoid visiting any escort with such an awful orifice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Pussy Eater View Post
    Rover, they are not slits, they are disgusting fuck-holes.

    I want to avoid visiting any escort with such an awful orifice.
    I must admit, I thought that too, I just didn't want to let that go, isn't it just as well though, Carlos is going to use it as a wallpaper for his laptop. I'll go back to the drawing board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Pussy Eater View Post
    Which escort(s) would you nominate?

    I deliberately used the word slit to accurately convey what I am looking for.

    I do not want to be confronted with something that resembles one of Jack The Ripper's calling cards.

    Here is a photo of a nice, neat slit as an example: Thanks for your feedback
    Brenda Beauty Bitch had an absoulutely perfect slit

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    How about this instead.

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