How to make a real impresssion

**mearse** · 31-12-19, 19:23

Originally Posted by Arthur Guinness

Id say if you could learn to spell and string a sentence together she would be amazed.

wow, bringing her on a tour of the Guinness Brewery in Dublin would be amazeing to, thanks Arthur

**mearse** · 31-12-19, 19:27

Originally Posted by bmw528

I d say ye have a better chance of eating yer own Mickey than ye flying one of those jets young Walter.

I'm young and plenlty of time for me to join the Airforce and the French has the mighty Dassault combat aircraft and no one mess's with us

**bmw528** · 31-12-19, 19:33

Originally Posted by mearse

wow, bringing her on a tour of the Guinness Brewery in Dublin would be amazeing to, thanks Arthur

With your track record they probably wouldnt let ye in.

. Also, I dont think they let youngsters in either.

**bmw528** · 31-12-19, 19:36

Originally Posted by mearse

I'm young and plenlty of time for me to join the Airforce and the French has the mighty Dassault combat aircraft and no one mess's with us

Yes, But you already have a criminal record over causing the riots in Paris last year.

**mearse** · 31-12-19, 22:50

Originally Posted by bmw528

Yes, But you already have a criminal record over causing the riots in Paris last year.

An escort said to me when over there, mearse, why you so many red bars, I said, its because Thierry Henry my hero I think as can't think of anything else, she said you do knowe that is a criminal record you have..
so who needs riots bmw

**funboy71** · 01-01-20, 00:48

If you really want to give her a true impression of French men just run away

Originally Posted by mearse

I met a girl a while ago and she is lovely, we exchanged xmas gifts and she come all the way from Nantes to see me so she must like me good lot,
I want to do someyhing for her, someyhing to blow her away, I tuck my last girlfreinds to Paris and Eiffel Tower but thats cheesie,
Any ideas and no choclates or perfumes sugestions please as she probably seen it all before, get your think caps on please

**FinnMickC00L** · 01-01-20, 02:52

I love my arse.

Less than I love my head.

**Davina** · 01-01-20, 22:45

Originally Posted by mearse

I met a girl a while ago and she is lovely, we exchanged xmas gifts and she come all the way from Nantes to see me so she must like me good lot,
I want to do someyhing for her, someyhing to blow her away, I tuck my last girlfreinds to Paris and Eiffel Tower but thats cheesie,
Any ideas and no choclates or perfumes sugestions please as she probably seen it all before, get your think caps on please

Hot air balloon ride? Christian Louboutins? Afternoon Tea at the Ritz in London, brunch at the shard, Venice masked ball, Santa Cruz Tenerife carnival in February meant to be 2nd after Rio

**bmw528** · 01-01-20, 22:49

Originally Posted by Davina

Hot air balloon ride? Christian Louboutins? Afternoon Tea at the Ritz in London, brunch at the shard, Venice masked ball, Santa Cruz Tenerife carnival in February meant to be 2nd after Rio

Davina. He only wants to spend about 40 euro at a push.

**Davina** · 01-01-20, 23:30

Originally Posted by bmw528

Davina. He only wants to spend about 40 euro at a push.

Oh dear! That wouldn’t go down well with me ��

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