How to make a real impresssion

**bmw528** · 30-12-19, 23:25

Originally Posted by Bluered99

Are you calling him a shirt lifter��

Well he s doing his best to lift yer womans shirt and drop her knickers by hook or by crook.

**Mij** · 31-12-19, 03:23

Originally Posted by mearse

I met a girl a while ago and she is lovely, we exchanged xmas gifts and she come all the way from Nantes to see me so she must like me good lot,
I want to do someyhing for her, someyhing to blow her away, I tuck my last girlfreinds to Paris and Eiffel Tower but thats cheesie,
Any ideas and no choclates or perfumes sugestions please as she probably seen it all before, get your think caps on please

I hope she is driving up from Nantes in her electric car.
Maybe go and see the burnt down Notre Dame cathedral and then head out to the suburbs to count the number of floors on the tower blocks.
I love going to Paris, so friendly, and such impressive machine guns the police carry around with them, makes me feel so safe.
Enjoy your date mearse.

**bara-babeurre** · 31-12-19, 09:43

Show her this- she will be blown away, with your imagination.

**willie wacker** · 31-12-19, 10:40

Originally Posted by mearse

this is me in the jet fighter flying around the sky looking for her on the ground below in Nantes while listening to AC/DC, I spot her on the ground and I skilfully land the jet beside her, pick her up and zoom of into the skys, now that would impress any girl

And which jet were you flying ?
The mig 29 , F16 F18 F111 , Tornado or Mirage 2000?

**bmw528** · 31-12-19, 11:39

Originally Posted by willie wacker

And which jet were you flying ?
The mig 29 , F16 F18 F111 , Tornado or Mirage 2000?

Well, In his dreams he was flying all of them, however in reality he couldnt fly a kite.

**willie wacker** · 31-12-19, 11:46

Originally Posted by bmw528

Well, In his dreams he was flying all of them, however in reality he couldnt fly a kite.

**bmw528** · 31-12-19, 11:48

Originally Posted by willie wacker

He still makes me laugh all the same.

**mearse** · 31-12-19, 16:23

Originally Posted by willie wacker

And which jet were you flying ?
The mig 29 , F16 F18 F111 , Tornado or Mirage 2000?

your no inspecktor clouseau that for sure but i give you a clue, that me in the jet where its blasting out AC/DC from the cockpit (57 Seconds)

**bmw528** · 31-12-19, 18:22

Originally Posted by mearse

your no inspecktor clouseau that for sure but i give you a clue, that me in the jet where its blasting out AC/DC from the cockpit (57 Seconds)

I d say ye have a better chance of eating yer own Mickey than ye flying one of those jets young Walter.

**Arthur Guinness** · 31-12-19, 18:34

Originally Posted by mearse

I met a girl a while ago and she is lovely, we exchanged xmas gifts and she come all the way from Nantes to see me so she must like me good lot,
I want to do someyhing for her, someyhing to blow her away, I tuck my last girlfreinds to Paris and Eiffel Tower but thats cheesie,
Any ideas and no choclates or perfumes sugestions please as she probably seen it all before, get your think caps on please

Id say if you could learn to spell and string a sentence together she would be amazed.

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