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    Jaysus, do you really have to ask yourself this question? LOL
    So did God give you a nose on your face just for looks? A big thing with two holes sitting right in the middle of your face, no I dont think its just for looks. Its for smelling, and if it smells bad then there you go... ITS BAD. So if it smells bad, why would you go ahead and stick your tongue there and lick it up? If one of your senses is telling you to run as fast as you can away from the putrid smells, then why O why O why would you suffer your 2nd sense, and taste it? Thank God for giving you a nose that smells bad or good things, and as they say, have enough sense to know the difference between bad and good. So.... it seems you dont like fishy smells, so there you go, her pussy is a nasty rotten fish. So if you smell the rotten thing, then keep your mouth away LOL.
    Lots of things can affect her smell, mostly it will be her diet. Sodas, meats, garlic, fast food would be a big cause of smelliness. If you want, just tell her she is a stinker and to try eating some veggies for a change
    There are plenty of escorts who have no taste or odor. I would be one of them My diet is very good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Jaysus, do you really have to ask yourself this question? LOL
    So did God give you a nose on your face just for looks? A big thing with two holes sitting right in the middle of your face, no I dont think its just for looks. Its for smelling, and if it smells bad then there you go... ITS BAD. So if it smells bad, why would you go ahead and stick your tongue there and lick it up? If one of your senses is telling you to run as fast as you can away from the putrid smells, then why O why O why would you suffer your 2nd sense, and taste it? Thank God for giving you a nose that smells bad or good things, and as they say, have enough sense to know the difference between bad and good. So.... it seems you dont like fishy smells, so there you go, her pussy is a nasty rotten fish. So if you smell the rotten thing, then keep your mouth away LOL.
    Lots of things can affect her smell, mostly it will be her diet. Sodas, meats, garlic, fast food would be a big cause of smelliness. If you want, just tell her she is a stinker and to try eating some veggies for a change
    There are plenty of escorts who have no taste or odor. I would be one of them My diet is very good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Jaysus, do you really have to ask yourself this question? LOL
    So did God give you a nose on your face just for looks? A big thing with two holes sitting right in the middle of your face, no I dont think its just for looks. Its for smelling, and if it smells bad then there you go... ITS BAD. So if it smells bad, why would you go ahead and stick your tongue there and lick it up? If one of your senses is telling you to run as fast as you can away from the putrid smells, then why O why O why would you suffer your 2nd sense, and taste it? Thank God for giving you a nose that smells bad or good things, and as they say, have enough sense to know the difference between bad and good. So.... it seems you dont like fishy smells, so there you go, her pussy is a nasty rotten fish. So if you smell the rotten thing, then keep your mouth away LOL.
    Lots of things can affect her smell, mostly it will be her diet. Sodas, meats, garlic, fast food would be a big cause of smelliness. If you want, just tell her she is a stinker and to try eating some veggies for a change
    There are plenty of escorts who have no taste or odor. I would be one of them My diet is very good.
    The smell can't be anything like as bad as a Welshman farting in your face. It's only a bit of banter Dolly, relax, there are no smells anywhere. I hope that Welshman washed his hole twice before you rimmed him.
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    Yeah Rover, however....... He was paying me, so I had to suffer a bit. Where as why would this guy lick her smelly pussy when he is paying her? I would say thats a BIG difference. If anything, she should pay him if she wants him to lick her fishy puss.

    He washed it once, yeah, then I washed it a 2nd time. I wont go near a hole till its been washed a couple times. But sadly, I cant do anything about the inside of the hole, unless I start requiring enemas... and I dont really want to be in the same room when they are emptying out whats inside... YUK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Yeah Rover, however....... He was paying me, so I had to suffer a bit. Where as why would this guy lick her smelly pussy when he is paying her? I would say thats a BIG difference. If anything, she should pay him if she wants him to lick her fishy puss.

    He washed it once, yeah, then I washed it a 2nd time. I wont go near a hole till its been washed a couple times. But sadly, I cant do anything about the inside of the hole, unless I start requiring enemas... and I dont really want to be in the same room when they are emptying out whats inside... YUK!
    But her pussy ain't smelly, just pleasantly odoured with a natural female aroma. As I said, the whole thread was only a bit of banter for wasters like us who have nothing better to do on a Friday, well it was Friday. One last thing ......... I'd love to lick your pussy, I'd say that would be an mindbending experience.
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