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Thread: Booked my first Escort, any advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    What about global warming ? I never use a feckin envelope, waste of paper going straight in the bin anyway.


    Unless you have a birthday card or a Christmas card, now that's different.
    Its not real, big conspiracy.


    Sure its freezin out

    Send nudes

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    Quote Originally Posted by simplyhuman View Post
    Just relax and enjoy yourself. Forget the envelope, pay the lady and let nature take its course.
    Exactly. The best ones will usually hug you on arrival or go in for a kiss. Then you engage in a little small talk while she will guides you to the bedroom. Upon arrival she will ask you how long you would like to stay (your cue to give her money). Then she will offer you a shower (don't spend too long in there), followed by a sit and chat. At this point i just follow her lead. These girls know what they're doing and will usually instigate. If you want the action to start a little sooner then you pull out the moves. As long as you are polite and complimentary then it will go smoothly. Usually starts with some light touching and take it from there.

    If it helps my first time was a disaster (mostly because i was a virgin and the girl didn't seem to take that into consideration). Quickly got over it and moved onto the next one. You have the choice to never see the girl again so there's nothing to stress about. Just try and make the most of it. Good luck.
    Last edited by jre679; 11-11-19 at 21:30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdaddy19 View Post
    Rub one out before you head off for your appointment. Always dangerous to leave the house with a loaded gun
    That depends on your age

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw528 View Post
    Or if ye think M.S.Guys way of doing things is a bit complicated then just bring a bag of Lollipops with ye
    I am a change Gent now Mr Bmw Going into the Wardrobe is gone now

    I am more confident now, since my 10 days course and especially to one fabulous Blond hair Courtesan. I will be forever grateful to her

    But sadly we may never see each other again I did enjoy sharing a bed with her for 7 nights

    That why I want that Gent to succeed and don't leave with regret tomorrow night. I left many 2-3 hour booking annoyed with myself, over my nervous and it ruining many experience.

    I just hope he enjoy it and let go of his nervous. Then go onto many more enjoyable punts. He only starting and for other the end can be near. If he get a few regulars Ladies. He will be ok and he be more confident in himself

    But will still take a lollipop for the Lady after

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    Thanks for all the advice, looking forward to seeing the beautiful lady now

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    Have the money ready in advance.

    Smell nice and don’t be a dick.

    Listen to the direction instructions VERY carefully.

    Take the shower when you get there.

    It’s plain sailing from that point. Good luck! Don’t forget to leave a review!

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    Don't forget to trim your nails.

    You can forget the envelope , myself an Barney always do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny0 View Post
    I have booked my first experience with an escort for tomorrow night, i am very nervous already, does anyone have any advice on what i should do or shouldn't do when i go to visit her
    No need to be nervous, lady won't bite unless u wish her to U should turn up on time, be polite, and let nature take its course U should not waste chance to having good time.
    Engaging
    Mesmerising
    Magnificent
    Adorable

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/boards/members/5731-emmasweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmasweet View Post
    No need to be nervous, lady won't bite unless u wish her to U should turn up on time, be polite, and let nature take its course U should not waste chance to having good time.
    That's about it really. This ain't rocket science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmasweet View Post
    No need to be nervous, lady won't bite unless u wish her to U should turn up on time, be polite, and let nature take its course U should not waste chance to having good time.
    great advice Emma

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