Thats a bit over dramatic, what really happend was I rang the bell, got no answer so went roiund the back, got in the back door where I tripped over QPHs walking stick which inturn hit Ric who at the time was having a wank to which Pats Bodyguard got the wrong end of the stick, which QPH wantys back by the way, as for Luther and Pat thats there own business. think he left the toilet seat up