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    Escorts like client's with big wallet's s
    Small cock's and a severe case of ED.
    Out the door in 15 mins , who's next baby

    Unfortunately they dislike me coz I fail on all the above and I'm one spunky looking dude.
    No two way's about it, I am the best looking punter in Ireland.

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    Always be a gentleman. Everything follows from that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 176x View Post
    Escorts like client's with big wallet's s
    Small cock's and a severe case of ED.
    Out the door in 15 mins , who's next baby

    Unfortunately they dislike me coz I fail on all the above and I'm one spunky looking dude.
    Then why you got a few mix reviews , if your signature state you best looking Punter in Ireland

    Is it because you didn't click with them Ladies

    By the way I am NOT Irish But I wouldn't class myself as good looking, as self claim is no claim. Best to let the Ladies say if you handsome or not

    Plus what you do with your technique sexually skill, can make up for your lack of looks

    I am English/Spanish Gent. But I would never claim I am the best looking Punter from Spain or England.

    No 16... Dress smart and be one of the best looking Punter', from your county, country of Ireland or whatever country you come from.

    To guarantee a exceptional loyalty booking, in any Lady company

    No 17... Right I will put myself away down the bottom half of the list of the Good looking Gents, who meet Escorts. Let the, Good looking Gents get first booking priority.

    As the Ladies will be drooling over you Mate and rest of the handsome Gents
    Last edited by Mr Sweet Guy; 24-10-19 at 19:48.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Sweet Guy View Post
    Then why you got a few mix reviews , if your signature state you best looking Punter in Ireland

    Is it because you didn't click with them Ladies

    By the way I am NOT Irish But I wouldn't class myself as good looking, as self claim is no claim. Best to let the Ladies say if you handsome or not

    Plus what you do with your technique sexually skill, can make up for your lack of looks

    I am English/Spanish Gent. But I would never claim I am the best looking Punter from Spain or England.

    No 16... Dress smart and be one of the best looking Punter', from your county, country of Ireland or whatever country you come from.

    To guarantee a exceptional loyalty booking, in any Lady company

    No 17... Right I will put myself away down the bottom half of the list of the Good looking Gents, who meet Escorts. Let the, Good looking Gents get first booking priority.

    As the Ladies will be drooling over you Mate and rest of the handsome Gents
    Coz I'm an honest reviewer , not a lick arse weirdo creep , now don't get me wrong I'm not suggesting you are that oh no no no
    No two way's about it, I am the best looking punter in Ireland.

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    For me a (as close as you can get) perfect client is one who is the following...

    Polite
    Courteous
    Discrete
    Clean (physically)
    Respectful of boundaries
    Open to chat
    Doesn’t outstay their welcome
    Gracious

    If anyone can think of anything else please let me know??

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyThereDahlia View Post
    You have perfect C*****k ❤️
    And great girth .
    Girth is the new black .
    All about the girth ❤️


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    I'd say another one would be willing to do what she wants. For example, some escorts want me to do some positions I'm not into, but they have more orgasms when I do it

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    15. Smile.

    16. When reviewing, maybe avoid the phrase "definitely not a clock watcher".

    17. And when typing "She seemed to enjoy it more than me", take a moment to remember who is being reviewed.

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    I have to laugh at the lads saying escorts love when they can’t get hard. Personally I find we will spend just as much time trying to get them hard, than following through with bedroom activities. And they’ll spend the whole time apologising (also unnecessary, shit happens every now and then and we don’t take it personally).

    My ideal client:
    a) thoroughly reads my website and fills out my booking form completely, saving me time repeating myself and guarantees a faster response rate on my end
    b) books in advance, which allows me to plan my days/week (remember when your boss would call you in for a last minute shift and it messes up for your dinner plans/hobbies/other life obligations? Yeah, that’s why I only take pre-bookings)
    c) confirms the booking a day prior, and if he cancels after that, is happy to pay the cancellation fee (I always carry it forward if they reschedule within 2 weeks)
    d) doesn’t resist showering when I signal for it
    e) doesn’t have a pre-planned script in his head and allows our time to unfold organically
    f) won’t push boundaries (consent or time-wise). I usually slow some minutes grace, but anything more than 10 minutes and it’s time to extend
    g) doesn’t go fishing down my throat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    And i'm not gonna bother anymore either
    turns out its a huge fucking waste of time! who knew?!?!
    We all did but you lol 😂


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