Have you ever had an appointment, or heard of an appointment, where the escort...

[mighty899]

Ripped one accidentally (or not?) when receiving oral or something which is relaxing? I once heard on TV of a man was a victim of this lol but it was with a non-escort. I've never been in that situation; I want to be the cleanest and best smelling client an escort is having when on her tour in my city.

I wonder if it happens much with clients as I'm sure every escort has dealt with the occasional dirty bastard in her career since it seems some people are happy to pay for escort ladies to be grossed out. One of my escorts told me she once had to stop an appointment and refund (to avoid a bad review) due to finding the client disgusting. You would think more escorts would give refunds to appointments that went bad and so they wouldn't get bad reviews from angry punters but that's another story.

[SteveB]

Escorts are human! Yeah it has happend. Also a rather pretty and polite girl at work, in the canteen, burped rather loudly, nearly choked, and then when she was distracted with this, ripped the loudest fart ever. She just laughed.

[willie wacker]

I’ve quite a few stories in relation to this .
Patrick kavanagh is my favorite though .
Poetry makes me horny ❤️

I love poetry too

[willie wacker]

The naughty poetry ❤️

Well if you insist

[luvdaladies]

I think it is kinda cute when a lady fanny farts especially when they laugh as they keep farting.

[willie wacker]

I think it is kinda cute when a lady fanny farts especially when they laugh as they keep farting.

A young man goes to a whorehouse to experience his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her pussy. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts. The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again. A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues. Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take another 66 of those!

[emilyuk]

I have had many a client's left one rip while I've been sucking there cock....... My face so close to their butt holes!!!! Mainly older clients to be fair, but it still happens with the younger ones too.

The worst thing actually just happened, which is why I am here, Cora told me about this thread. 69 position, MY FACE IS THERE , he cums and does a little squirt of pooh!!!!! I get off him, he gets up and flicks the blanket over it to cover it! Gets dressed with out washing himself to tell me he will see me again next time I am in town.... NO SIR

So I am now burning my blanket and going to shops to get a new one!

[GOSHH]

My imagination is not that wild too make up stories of a literature genius and
His farting fetishes ..

HAHAHAHA! I Just laughed out loud and now everyone in the office wants to know whats so funny! HAHAHAHA!

[DanthonZ]

I have had many a client's left one rip while I've been sucking there cock....... My face so close to their butt holes!!!! Mainly older clients to be fair, but it still happens with the younger ones too.

The worst thing actually just happened, which is why I am here, Cora told me about this thread. 69 position, MY FACE IS THERE , he cums and does a little squirt of pooh!!!!! I get off him, he gets up and flicks the blanket over it to cover it! Gets dressed with out washing himself to tell me he will see me again next time I am in town.... NO SIR

So I am now burning my blanket and going to shops to get a new one!

Oh my... you’re brave
🤢🤮🤧

[GOSHH]

he gets up and flicks the blanket over it to cover it! Gets dressed with out washing himself to tell me he will see me again next time I am in town.... NO SIR

So I am now burning my blanket and going to shops to get a new one!

WOW....why not just apologise and offer to clean it or something?