Do I need an Irish number?

[cum4me]

I wasn't being literal by saying everyone. About the massage parlors, I wonder to myself how are they making money because they are on the busiest of streets in the center of the city. There is no privacy whatsoever. It's practically impossible to not be seen going into one.

I dont think as others have said that they are executing the law, the guards are there but nothing more than statues

[bmw528]

Not for me. I'm actually going to be in the mighty Cavan today. I haven't been in Cavan in a long time. I might put on a shitty pair of wellies and a fake Dublin accent and pay for everything in coppers, just so I blend in properly.

God help them in Cavan when you arrive.

[bmw528]

I dont think as others have said that they are executing the law, the guards are there but nothing more than statues

Well they were pretty alright to you when your coat got robbed off you along with that tenner when ye were visiting Dublin that time.

[patmustard]

Maybe just use WhatsApp’s

[Jinxed]

I dont think as others have said that they are executing the law, the guards are there but nothing more than statues

You're probably right. It's like bank holiday checkpoints.

[cum4me]

Well they were pretty alright to you when your coat got robbed off you along with that tenner when ye were visiting Dublin that time.

must be another cum you are on about, I would never ask such busy professional persons to help me find a coat even if I did lose one,

[Jinxed]

God help them in Cavan when you arrive.

Just God help the Cavan people full stop. I better go.

[cum4me]

Just God help the Cavan people full stop. I better go.

there's a church close by, call in, say 1 our father and 3 hail marys that any guard you see today will be statues

[slimboyfat]

there's a church close by, call in, say 1 our father and 3 hail marys that any guard you see today will be statues

However if the statue starts to move --run

[Ophelia]

Thanks everyone for your helpful insights!