Found this in the Leitrim Observer

[bmw528]

I know a guy that was pulled in by the Gardai.
Knowing he was over the limit, he locked the car, pulled down the back seat and got into the boot.
He stayed there until the next morning when he figured he would be sober.

Well he claims that's what happened anyway

Ah, So thats the time that you lost the keys to that convertible of yours.