If I had spent more on escorts and less on burgers ,bread and booze I might have been in.line to live longer.
If I had spent more on escorts and less on burgers ,bread and booze I might have been in.line to live longer.
I have a big tractor cos my penis is small.
casman (11-05-19)
Ahh the Celtic tiger days. It was a bit of a blur but spent a fortune on escorts and had the time of my life. Nowadays I'm a bit fussy who I see. Probably well over 50k but if you include punting aboard it could be well over 65k.
how you guys calculating it up?
do you add in the cost of the chocolates, bras and knickers, tesco phone credit and fuel costs too or what?
Last edited by FredLopez; 09-05-19 at 09:13.
bmw528 (09-05-19)
bmw528 (09-05-19)
Lillie Langtry. Not advertising at the moment, because she died in 1929. By Royal Appointment, sex-worker to Royalty, including the prince who became Edward VII.
Famously, Edward once complained, ‘I’ve spent enough on you to buy a battleship,’ and she replied, ‘And you’ve spent enough in me to float one!’
Humorous people, sex-workers.
Last edited by SteveB; 09-05-19 at 17:05.
Barney Rubble (09-05-19), Floki (10-05-19)
Barney Rubble (09-05-19), bmw528 (09-05-19)
This is gilliland
I have a big tractor cos my penis is small.
Barney Rubble (09-05-19), Floki (10-05-19)