sarcasm, hard to interpret I guess. The point stands, if the guards were clever about it, they would know what apartment you came out of and would press you to explain what you were doing. A therapist excuse at that stage is going to be very weak and potentially disastrous because if it comes to it you will be proven to have lied to the guards. Best, as stated to state name and address and then if needed wait for a legal representative.
That said I've never been in that situation and I admit it would be squeaky bum time for sure, no idea what I would say in the moment.