Ladies with this new warm front ye all should be very careful that hyer warm fronts do not get singed in anyway, us men want to hear ye screaming in extacy and not agony
Just remember to smear all your bodies with suncream, latheryour selves up good and for God sake mind your wobbly bits
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Remember the best way not to look like Scarey Mary Harney is to protect yourself from the elements