Advice for n00bs , any questions welcome

[Peteropedro1]

It seems you didn't really learn much from the last thread or the really good advice that MSG laid out for you.

So you answer more plainly, maybe... In Ireland, this is an unregulated, and from the client's side, illegal activity. EI it's just a website, and they did not control or regulate the escorts that advertise.

Your mileage may vary in the service received, but when it comes to complaints, I'm reminded of the photo of the crocodiles jaws with "complaints department" written on it. There is none. That's what you get here because it is not regulated.

Now, in general, you get your money's worth. Go shopping at the €50 end of the market, and in general, your experiences will be very different from the €100 end off the market.

In general visiting an escort that doesn't allow review is a bad idea. It seems you learned that. But it is a general rule and who knows, there are likely exceptions. I don't know because I have my own rule, I don't visit escorts that don't allow reviews. Unless I have some other information to go on.

However, reviews are also only an indicator. You might meet a lady with 300 reviews, all glowing, and not be happy. Maybe she was having an off day, or you didn't brush your teeth, or had a 5 o clock shadow. Who knows.

As for the anal thing, there are a few things to learn in this front. First, some escorts advertise every option in the book at €50 for 30 mins. These adverts often don't allow reviews. Read into that what you will. Second, most ladies English is not their first language so the difference between active and passive when it comes to anal, they can be given the benefit of the doubt that they mixed it up. Third, it is rare to find anyone who truly enjoys doing this, so it is good to read up and ask a few people to get recommendations. Finally, to summarize, I would take the listings for anal with a pinch of salt.

As for asking about services, please read the profiles of the escorts about this. The good ones advertise what they offer and don't want to get into long phone conversations about explicit activities, for various reasons, not the least being that they don't offer phone sex for free.

I refer you back to my point about it being unregulated. There is always an element of rolling the dice.

Finally, I want to point out respectfully, that from your posts, it seems your attitude needs a little bit of realignment. I don't know how things work in Thailand, but here, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. The escorts are people. They are not all the same. They are providing a service, yes, but they are not there to do everything you ask with a smile. Paying for an hour does not mean you get to "ride" for 60 minutes straight. It means you get an hour of the escorts time.

Again it seems you had a bad experience, learn from it and take the advice that is given here and maybe think a little about what your are looking for. And by that I mean more than just "anal".

Most of your post doesn’t make much sense. I’m aware that it’s illegal but doubt the cops scroll through our posts. I’ll ask about the service when I meet them, before handing over my money, and not on the phone. I do have some idea how this works. Respect should not only be shown by the punter, but also by the escort, and I got none last Saturday night. But your right about one thing, my complaints obviously fall on deaf ears here. I simply want to know , can I expect a better service from a girl I can review, because I’ll feel more comfortable handing over my money to a girl who doesn’t want a bad review.

[Peteropedro1]

It seems you didn't really learn much from the last thread or the really good advice that MSG laid out for you.

So you answer more plainly, maybe... In Ireland, this is an unregulated, and from the client's side, illegal activity. EI it's just a website, and they did not control or regulate the escorts that advertise.

Your mileage may vary in the service received, but when it comes to complaints, I'm reminded of the photo of the crocodiles jaws with "complaints department" written on it. There is none. That's what you get here because it is not regulated.

Now, in general, you get your money's worth. Go shopping at the €50 end of the market, and in general, your experiences will be very different from the €100 end off the market.

In general visiting an escort that doesn't allow review is a bad idea. It seems you learned that. But it is a general rule and who knows, there are likely exceptions. I don't know because I have my own rule, I don't visit escorts that don't allow reviews. Unless I have some other information to go on.

However, reviews are also only an indicator. You might meet a lady with 300 reviews, all glowing, and not be happy. Maybe she was having an off day, or you didn't brush your teeth, or had a 5 o clock shadow. Who knows.

As for the anal thing, there are a few things to learn in this front. First, some escorts advertise every option in the book at €50 for 30 mins. These adverts often don't allow reviews. Read into that what you will. Second, most ladies English is not their first language so the difference between active and passive when it comes to anal, they can be given the benefit of the doubt that they mixed it up. Third, it is rare to find anyone who truly enjoys doing this, so it is good to read up and ask a few people to get recommendations. Finally, to summarize, I would take the listings for anal with a pinch of salt.

As for asking about services, please read the profiles of the escorts about this. The good ones advertise what they offer and don't want to get into long phone conversations about explicit activities, for various reasons, not the least being that they don't offer phone sex for free.

I refer you back to my point about it being unregulated. There is always an element of rolling the dice.

Finally, I want to point out respectfully, that from your posts, it seems your attitude needs a little bit of realignment. I don't know how things work in Thailand, but here, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. The escorts are people. They are not all the same. They are providing a service, yes, but they are not there to do everything you ask with a smile. Paying for an hour does not mean you get to "ride" for 60 minutes straight. It means you get an hour of the escorts time.

Again it seems you had a bad experience, learn from it and take the advice that is given here and maybe think a little about what your are looking for. And by that I mean more than just "anal".

And another thing, I don’t know what you like to do with them, but if I pay an hour, I expect to be pleasured for an hour, or at least for most of it. Not for 10 minutes. I was hardly going to sit there for 50 minutes listening to her insulting me and ordering me around because she spent more time doing that than pleasuring me, while I just stayed quiet, I didn’t say a bad word to her. I left after half an hour. She blatantly ripped me off by stopping me riding her after 10 minutes, and refusing me anal after advertising it.

[FranknStein]

What?

His post made perfect sense. It's some of the best advice you're likely to get and to honest I'm surprised he took the time, given your attitude.
He answered your question relating to 'better service from a girl I can review' as realistically as could be expected.
What exactly do you want? A signed affidavit? A money back guarantee from a punter?
For a guy that's been allegedly punting 18 years you're coming across as pretty fucking clueless.


Check yourself.

The guy is obviously clueless.
He inadvertently booked a dominatrix,then was surprised to be ordered about and insulted and fled when she brought out the baseball bat dildo and bullwhip after 30 minutes.

[FranknStein]

And another thing, I don’t know what you like to do with them, but if I pay an hour, I expect to be pleasured for an hour, or at least for most of it. Not for 10 minutes. I was hardly going to sit there for 50 minutes listening to her insulting me and ordering me around because she spent more time doing that than pleasuring me, while I just stayed quiet, I didn’t say a bad word to her. I left after half an hour. She blatantly ripped me off by stopping me riding her after 10 minutes, and refusing me anal after advertising it.

I know exactly what you mean.I too can't listen to whiney,whinging windbags for much more than a minute.

[FranknStein]

I’ll look it up. Is it a Facebook group? So are the A listers escorts that provide a professional service as opposed to ones who tell you to stop after 10 mins even though I paid for the hour and falsely advertise services they don’t provide?

Nothing to do with face.Anal comes from a different perspective.But that group ,A listers,founded by knickersnifferAbelsPinnochioCockDublin is well worth a look.

[gonzo76]

Why wouldn’t she? Because I speak the truth?

I don't need to speak for her, but because she is not obliged to see you or anyone else. She is an independent, intelligent lady who certainly doesn't need my, yours or anyone else's business if it's going to be disrespectful.

And anyway, she'd run rings around you.

[FranknStein]

Windbags ._.Nice._.But surely you mean Balloon .

Wingbag is good old plain speaking Germanic English.Balloon is fancy French.

[gonzo76]

And another thing, I don’t know what you like to do with them, but if I pay an hour, I expect to be pleasured for an hour, or at least for most of it. Not for 10 minutes. I was hardly going to sit there for 50 minutes listening to her insulting me and ordering me around because she spent more time doing that than pleasuring me, while I just stayed quiet, I didn’t say a bad word to her. I left after half an hour. She blatantly ripped me off by stopping me riding her after 10 minutes, and refusing me anal after advertising it.

So instead of complaining to the better business bureau, or reporting her to the guards for stealing your money, you come here and regail us endlessly about the Russian minx who separated a fool from his money?

Come on, your real name is Donald, right? Donald J?

[Peteropedro1]

I know exactly what you mean.I too can't listen to whiney,whinging windbags for much more than a minute.

No it takes the fun out of it when she has that sort of attitude. And my god there is certainly some Whitney whinging windbags on these boards. They’re getting upset because I expect a decent service from an escort, ie sex for more than 10 minutes. No point answering them anymore, I’ll let them go back and “talk” to the escorts!!!!

[gonzo76]

The guy is obviously clueless.
He inadvertently booked a dominatrix,then was surprised to be ordered about and insulted and fled when she brought out the baseball bat dildo and bullwhip after 30 minutes.

That made me lol!