would it be very rude

[Floki]

More to the point,why beans._.Heinz with some sneaky advertising._.

Imagine a TV advert with her shopping.

"Oh no! I haves ran out of shopping bag to carry my tins and don't want to pay an extra 5p for another bag.
Ah, I have an idea, I'll just tie these to my pussy till I get home."


I think I would have been more impressed if she had used Heinz Baked Beans With Pork Sausages.

[Floki]

Just doing some research ._.Im up to four tins of tropical fruit hanging from an erect penis ._._.time to ring up good morning britain.

A cock pushup would be very impressive.

[CANALI]

The only time that I've felt this is when the woman isn't aroused. I've mentioned on here before that I've only had sex with a small percentage of the escorts that I have met on here. Well one of the reasons that I might choose to finish somewhere else is lack of arousal. Whatever her size or if she has children or not, if a woman is properly aroused her vag will cradle the penis pleasurably.

What a lovely expression ''cradle the penis pleasurably'' ... To get back on point, a lady I see on a regular basis has a cesarean scar. She actually pointed it out to me on our first meet. She is a beautiful person and it poses no issues for me whatsoever.

[RayDonovan]

Is it a different way to offer a client a drink , goat boy would love that .
There’s a amazing hot women on instragm who offers courses on vaginal weightlifting etc .
Kimanami ( link me up doctor Alan or Ray Donovan)

Only because you asked nicely.. and in the interest of tighter pussies everywhere, to make us all feel like we’ve got massive wangs .. oh and because she has a nice ass

https://www.instagram.com/kimanami/?hl=en






















I'm laughing about the hurricane Ophelia story, so that's where all the bread went! Greedy bitches

[lactatinglucy]

First - What the fuck is wrong with you?
Second - You realise that women’s bodies were specifically designed to carry children?
Third - You knows that’s what the vagina and breasts are for right? FYI - it’s to carry and nurture babies!!!

I’m going to give you an education because you are clearly a deluded narcissistic misogynist and you need it. Spouting your ridiculous bullshit in a public forum is disgusting.

You were once a child and unless you were spawned from Satan (jury’s out on that one) your own mother, a women, carried you and gave birth to you. Therefore you should have some goddamn respect for any women who sacrificed their body during a pregnancy to keep the human race populated.

Have you ever been through a pregnancy? Grown a human from two single cells and pushed said humans out through your vagina? Breastfed? Given up your whole life to be a mother?

No you have not, so sit down and shut the hell up.

You have absolutly no right to know whether a woman is or is not a mother. Do adoptive mothers count in your little ‘no go’ list as they have never carried a child or is it just birth mothers you spout your hatred at?

You have absolutely NO right to know anything about a sex worker outside of your allotted time. Even then, you have no right to ask about her personal life. EVER!

As for your ridiculous notion about pregnancy ruining a woman’s breasts and causing her to have a ‘saggy’ vagina you are utterly deluded.

Breasts come in all shapes and sizes. Some ladies can have lower sitting breasts and have never had a child. Some women who have had multiple children will never experience a change in their breasts at all. Fact.

As for ‘saggy’ vaginas I’ll give you a little science lesson on the vaginal canal. It’s a muscle. It was designed to be able to push out another human. It does not get ‘loose’ or ‘saggy’ because IT IS A MUSCLE.

Now go spout your bullshit misogynistic attitude elsewhere because we don’t want it here.

[bmw528]

First - What the fuck is wrong with you?
Second - You realise that women’s bodies were specifically designed to carry children?
Third - You knows that’s what the vagina and breasts are for right? FYI - it’s to carry and nurture babies!!!

I’m going to give you an education because you are clearly a deluded narcissistic misogynist and you need it. Spouting your ridiculous bullshit in a public forum is disgusting.

You were once a child and unless you were spawned from Satan (jury’s out on that one) your own mother, a women, carried you and gave birth to you. Therefore you should have some goddamn respect for any women who sacrificed their body during a pregnancy to keep the human race populated.

Have you ever been through a pregnancy? Grown a human from two single cells and pushed said humans out through your vagina? Breastfed? Given up your whole life to be a mother?

No you have not, so sit down and shut the hell up.

You have absolutly no right to know whether a woman is or is not a mother. Do adoptive mothers count in your little ‘no go’ list as they have never carried a child or is it just birth mothers you spout your hatred at?

You have absolutely NO right to know anything about a sex worker outside of your allotted time. Even then, you have no right to ask about her personal life. EVER!

As for your ridiculous notion about pregnancy ruining a woman’s breasts and causing her to have a ‘saggy’ vagina you are utterly deluded.

Breasts come in all shapes and sizes. Some ladies can have lower sitting breasts and have never had a child. Some women who have had multiple children will never experience a change in their breasts at all. Fact.

As for ‘saggy’ vaginas I’ll give you a little science lesson on the vaginal canal. It’s a muscle. It was designed to be able to push out another human. It does not get ‘loose’ or ‘saggy’ because IT IS A MUSCLE.

Now go spout your bullshit misogynistic attitude elsewhere because we don’t want it here.

I think thats a bit like telling you to fuck off in another way Tom.

[jessicabp]

Please ignore me , I am a Mom.

[lactatinglucy]

You have absolutely NO right to know anything about a sex worker outside of your allotted time. Even then, you have no right to ask about her personal life. EVER!

No client has the right but it has happened that personal information is shared between a regular client and the escort he visits....not in any shape or form a demand from the client just a degree of familarity that happens on each visit.
You are so right about that guy btw I have never heard anything like before.

I think you are absolutely right. Chatting about life and it coming up as part of a regular conversation is perfectly normal and lovely. I’ve built great friendly relationships with clients and we do discuss our lives outside of work......BUT this dude demanding to know very intimate and personal information about a sw’s life which is a HUGE no no especially when it comes to minors.

If someone asked me this on the phone my first though would be that he’s a huge risk who potentially targets mothers and children for god knows what! Some men can and do target sw’s who are mothers and then blackmail them by saying they will tell their kids/other parent/school/other parents etc. I’ve seen it happen and innocent lives get ruined.

[FranknStein]

http://youtu.be/QvOQxeQKrdw

[Punter08]

I think you are absolutely right. Chatting about life and it coming up as part of a regular conversation is perfectly normal and lovely. I’ve built great friendly relationships with clients and we do discuss our lives outside of work......BUT this dude demanding to know very intimate and personal information about a sw’s life which is a HUGE no no especially when it comes to minors.

If someone asked me this on the phone my first though would be that he’s a huge risk who potentially targets mothers and children for god knows what! Some men can and do target sw’s who are mothers and then blackmail them by saying they will tell their kids/other parent/school/other parents etc. I’ve seen it happen and innocent lives get ruined.

Thats awful.