AverageDublinPunter (21-03-19), Barney Rubble (21-03-19), SteveB (21-03-19)
The most nervous part for me is those few minutes that you are left on your own inside the apartment.
I'm clean, showered and naked, and if she doesn't return promptly it can literally frighten the sh!t out of a guy. ( and some ladies wonder why a client might take a dump after their shower )
Last edited by philipkntz; 21-03-19 at 16:21.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
Tip, just be yourself like you are all the time. You're going to see a person, that's all.
Tip, forget respect, she is not made of glass, just be yourself, if you have respect in you, she will see it.
Tip, don't worry about time, she will do that for you.
Tip, remember, she wants to see you almost as much as you want to see her, reasons are different.
It's people spending time with people. The escort thing gets blown up into something it does not need to be.
It's just people.
*I meant Respect gets mentioned a lot* I didn't mean go and disrespect her!
Last edited by iAmAnEnigma; 21-03-19 at 20:30.
The title abbreviation does not read so well for this thread, idle minds and all that , on my system it reads "Tips for beating escorts " which makes the actual topic an even better title .
Being nervous is a good thing within reasonable criteria .
Clubcard stop now
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Stephanie (22-03-19)
I disagree, you should be conscious of the time & only stay as long as you've paid (unless the lady says otherwise of course) I would hate to have to be told "right, times up" and I'm sure some escorts end up with clients over staying due to politeness or inexperience
My very first time.. I knocked on the wrong door. I was in the wrong apartment complex
My lost look facing this guy the same age as me answering the door was a little bewildering all the way around
Toddled off the right way after that so it was all good
I always get a dose of the nerves before hand - think it’s all part and parcel of it
Once I’m there it takes me a while to calm down but usually can enjoy the visit from there
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