Mods => getting out of hand.

[Doozer]

Ban him QPH dunb shit has it coming. when I get back its off to the crusher for you. For all kitts gadgets he still didnt pass the NCT

[Quarterpoundher]

I think it was only the windscreen washer bottle being empty that failed him on the NCT Doozer…

Yah don’t think your being a bit hard on the poor guy?… he has been hauling the Hoff around for the last 30 years…

[Doozer]

30 Years of that voice aaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh

Im gonna have to change, you coundnt get Nicole to do a voice over could you?

[Quarterpoundher]

30 Years of that voice aaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh

Im gonna have to change, you coundnt get Nicole to do a voice over could you?

I can ask but I think shes busy today..... will I do???

[Doozer]

What for another 30 years, with the amount of shite you talk I dont think so. However I wouldnt mind gettingBigpaws as my satnav. ......sat nav, " Greedy escort steer clear bad escort, good escort pull up etc"

[Doozer]

Then again hed drive me off a cliff.

Maybe I should get Fiona instead. and when you reach your final destination youll get a blowjob

[Quarterpoundher]

How about Liz for sat nav?


Gordan Ramsey restaurant ahead

Slow down and stop I want to have a chat

Chelsea football ground ahead

Stop and tell them that FA cup is just not aiming high enough if they want to impress Hot Lizzie

Nice city banker type ahead

stop and pick up at gunpoint if necessary

Paddy ahead digging up the road with a kango hammer and arse hanging out of his trousers

RUN THAT PIKEY INTO THE F**KING TARMAC!!!!!!

Wealthy Arab multi millionaire type ahead

Repeat directions given for city banker type

[Doozer]

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh no.

[nicegirlsarenice]

So your idea of a gentleman is someone who follows you around like a puppy and does whatever you tell him. just blindly follows you.

My car at least has its own personality it works when it wants to work and not when I want it to work.

I think your methaphore of a goldfish suits him best, no brains just keeps swimming around the bowl wondering what life outside it is really like.

I do get a bit jealous and paranoid sometimes when Magnificent AnnaS is looking at her goldfish and not want to use me.... But it's fine...

Personally I think I am worth a bit more cause the fish just swims around not go for walk on leash or anything, and the amount of meat I can give Magnificent AnnaS if she ever decides to eat me is far more. ... not insulting him in any way owner!!!!!! *closes his eyes and puts his head down in submission in case owner Magnificent AnnaS willl smack him for that*

But what do I know, I am just dog.

I am just dog.

(not that you guys are any more compared to her... unless of course Magnificent AnnaS says so...)

[Oven Ready Eddie]

I am just dog.

Anna’s only playing games with yeah bud.

http://godmode.me/wp-content/plugins...96_wiidog2.jpg

run along and go for a wii her cock is back in town!!!!! an I's crowing!!!!!!!!