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  1. 13-05-22, 07:34 #371
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    Did ye hear about that explosion in the cheese factory?

    De Brie went everywhere…
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  3. 13-05-22, 08:26 #372
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryD View Post
    sounds like encouragement to me Ketchup ..



    Two monkeys in a bath



    One turns to the other and says 'OOO AAHHH AHH AHH!'



    The other says 'Put some cold in then'
    Bill and Ben were in the bath. Bill farts and Ben replies "10 past 7".
    Hello darkness my old friend.....
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  5. 15-05-22, 21:16 #373
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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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    Two guys are talking....


    Has anyone ever had a pet taxidermy before?

    " I stuffed a pussy once , coat me a house and two cars "
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    Heard this today on the radio...

    So Usain Bolt is trying to join a golf club, but the manager tells him they are not taking new members right now, but there's a golf club ten minutes down the road. Bolt says..."Do you not know who I am? I'm USAIN BOLT!"

    "Oh" says the manager..."well in that case it's only five minutes down the road!"

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    Since my wife left I've been very lonely. I got a dog , shagged three women and gambled away €2,000.

    When she gets back from the supermarket she's going to be pissed off !!!
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    Why do blondes like cars with sunroofs?

    They like the extra legroom ....
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    My wife accused me of acting like a Flamingo!

    That's when I decided I had to put my foot down....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post


    Lmto for the second time on this x

    Thanks MBean x
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