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  1. 19-01-22, 22:54 #341
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    Vladimir Putin is at an airport and is going through customs.

    Customs officer; " Occupation?"

    Putin ; " No, just visiting "
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    Our dog got a hold of our scrabble set today and chewed his way through the letter tiles.


    The Vet says his next trip to the toilet could spell disaster for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy View Post
    Our dog got a hold of our scrabble set today and chewed his way through the letter tiles.


    The Vet says his next trip to the toilet could spell disaster for him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy View Post
    Our dog got a hold of our scrabble set today and chewed his way through the letter tiles.


    The Vet says his next trip to the toilet could spell disaster for him.
    This is not y post and is clearly an invasion
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    What does Jeff Bezos do before going to bed?

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