Crap joke of the day

[Mrbean76]

[Rockerman]

Your mate Beemer had to have been one of the Bullybunion bachelors !

That was hilarious...I suddenly feel much cooler having watched that video .

[Mrbean76]

Your mate Beemer had to have been one of the Bullybunion bachelors !

That was hilarious...I suddenly feel much cooler having watched that video .

Beemer won it back in the mid sixties when he was in his prime

[Rockerman]

This is an old one, but heard it on the radio this morning.

A man goes for a job interview -
Interviewer : "How do you explain the four year gap on your resume?"
The man says "Oh I was in yale for four years."
Interviewer : "Wow impressive...you're hired!"
The man says ""Great, thanks! I really need this yob!"

[Stephanie]

: Do not trust atoms

: they make up everything ………………………………………

[Stephanie]

The hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic biological drives related to survival ,

including the so-called “four F’s” : fighting , fleeing , feeding , and mating .



^ from a textbook

[Mrbean76]

Nothing starts with the letter N and ends with the letter G .

Prove me wrong

[whoseyourdaddy]

Where could you weigh a pie?


Somewhere over the Rainbow..

[Mrbean76]

Two little boys were at a wedding, one of them leaned over to the other one and asked ,

" how many wives can a man have ?"

His friend answered...

" Sixteen.... four better , four worse , four richer and four poorer "

[Mrbean76]