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    I was robbed this week.

    I was enjoying a drink in my local bar when a woman in 7 inch heels walked in, picked up my favourite camouflage jacket and walked back out the door!


    All I can say to her is: you can hide, but you can't run!

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Bean you need to move into the joke thread in Gen Pop with these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerman View Post
    Bean you need to move into the joke thread in Gen Pop with these.
    I'll keep posting here. When I started this thread I didn't know about the other joke of the day thread.
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    I'll keep posting here. When I started this thread I didn't know about the other joke of the day thread.
    Oh apologies...I didn't realise you were the originator! My point was some of the jokes are funny, not crap .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    I'll keep posting here. When I started this thread I didn't know about the other joke of the day thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerman View Post
    Oh apologies...I didn't realise you were the originator! My point was some of the jokes are funny, not crap .
    Maybe you 2 guys should get together for a bit of fun !






    I'm feckin jokin Mr B and Rock ( Did I go to school with you? Or maybe Mr Slate's quarry?)
    Hello darkness my old friend.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerman View Post
    Oh apologies...I didn't realise you were the originator! My point was some of the jokes are funny, not crap .
    Crap and good jokes are allowed here
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Maybe you 2 guys should get together for a bit of fun !






    I'm feckin jokin Mr B and Rock ( Did I go to school with you? Or maybe Mr Slate's quarry?)
    I'm not that way inclined Mr Rubble and I wouldn't want to make you know who jealous
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Maybe you 2 guys should get together for a bit of fun !






    I'm feckin jokin Mr B and Rock ( Did I go to school with you? Or maybe Mr Slate's quarry?)
    The true purpose of the forums
    "Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
    St Augustine

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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