Crap joke of the day

**Mrbean76** · 28-12-21, 23:35

**joggon** · 29-12-21, 00:55

**Mrbean76** · 29-12-21, 22:34

**Mrbean76** · 30-12-21, 21:56

**Mrbean76** · 03-01-22, 16:19

**Mrbean76** · 08-01-22, 15:07

Why can't people living near cemeteries be buried in them ?

Because they're not dead !!!

**Mrbean76** · 08-01-22, 22:25

Originally Posted by Ketchup

Ho, ho ho. Thats a really crap one.

What's with the Santa impersonation? Christmas is over

Here's another crap joke for you.

Did you know?
A Chinese philosopher called Laoizi who lived to be 79 years old never said the words " thank you " in his entire life.

That's because he didn't speak English!!

**Mrbean76** · 14-01-22, 23:13

**whoseyourdaddy** · 15-01-22, 00:04

Did you know that Lord Nelson was 5ft 4in talll but his statue in Trafalgar Square is 16 ft.

That's a Horatio of 3:1

**TheNightShift** · 15-01-22, 00:22

Gotta admit this one made me snort

Horrible horrible joke, but funny.

Julie

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