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    What do you call a fly without wings
    ••••••• walk

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    You have a wanker's cramp? Oh no bby ��
    Yeah, I'm a wanker and have a cramp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    You have a wanker's cramp? Oh no bby ��
    Yeah, I'm a wanker and have a cramp.
    O that’s good

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    John D. Lamond: "I'm told I treat women like a sex object, and I suppose it's true, cause I ask for sex and they object."

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    What has five toes and it isn’t your foot ?
    My foot

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    What do you call a man without a body and a nose ?
    Nobody knows

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    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    How do you make holy water?

    You boil the hell out of it !!!
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Why does the mexican take anti anxiety pills.

    For hispanic attacks.

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    ..........
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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