It's not easy being a penis, you have a head with no brain , an eye that can't see, you have to hang around with two nuts, you live around the corner from an asshole and your best friend is a cunt!!
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It's not easy being a penis, you have a head with no brain , an eye that can't see, you have to hang around with two nuts, you live around the corner from an asshole and your best friend is a cunt!!
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Not bad, my crap joke is better than your crap joke if I do say so myself 😜
beautyaddict (05-03-19)
What do English cry when they don't get their own way?
Brexi-teers!
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I only started punting six months ago but I'd consider that as good advice and not a crap joke...
What's the surname of a strong leader?
Maybe.
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Q. What's long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and you stick it in tarts?
A. Rhubarb
Question: A man shares fifty euro between his sons. How much does each get?
Answer: Twenty-five euro each.
Two. Two = "between". More than two = "among".Originally Posted by Ketchup
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Paddy says to Murphy, "I found this pen, is it yours?"
Murphy replies,"don't know, give it here."
He then tries it and says, "yes it is."
Paddy asks, "how do you know?"
Murphy replies,"that's my handwriting."
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Paddy and Murphy find a mirror.
Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy "That bloke looks really familiar".
Murphy grabs it off him "It's me you idiot"
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