What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby trap !!
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What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby trap !!
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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What do you call a retired miner ?
Doug!!
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed
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Whats Green and smells of Pork....Kermit the frog Finger.
Kisses Katie
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full!
what do you call a fly without wings?
a walk...
for as long as i can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster ....
lildick (14-04-23), Mrbean76 (10-03-20), yourehighered (22-08-21)
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Do you know how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
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Never teach a wolf to meditate, it will become aware wolf!!
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According to my new fitness smart watch I've masturbated for 4 miles, can anyone better that?
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