90 % of bald people still own a comb , they just can't part with it .
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
IAmLIAm (03-05-24), Ketchup2023 (04-05-24), mascol (04-05-24)
whiteball (04-05-24)
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but
I was tripping all day!
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
I spent last night defrosting the fridge,
or foreplay as she likes to call it.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day
called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking.
Which is perfect for her, because not only is
she vegetarian.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Ketchup2023 (21-05-24)