You can't spell advertisements without " semen" between the tits
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
64west (02-03-24), Ketchup2023 (02-03-24)
Thanks M.B for ruining the word for me. Every time I see AdverTIsemenTS from today on, I’ll be on here lookin for who offers COB. Appreciate it. 👍
Mrbean76 (03-03-24)
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job !
Lol
Mrbean76 (17-03-24)
The local council have just bult
high rise flats overlooking our
nudist beach, they're named
eyeful towers!
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Ketchup2023 (18-03-24), Mrbean76 (17-03-24)
See you later , love you xxx
Love you too.
Babe , it would mean a lot to me if you'd put some X's at the end of your replies xxx
OK, , love you too Donna , Jackie, Karen and Becky .
Fuckin prick !!
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Ketchup2023 (18-03-24), whiteball (18-03-24)
Who does the cooking in a lesbian relationship? None, they both eat out....
IAmLIAm (01-04-24), Ketchup2023 (18-03-24), Mrbean76 (24-03-24)
Lol, one for the back pocket:
Kid 1: "hey, I bet you're still a virgin"
Kid 2:"yeah, I was a virgin until last night"
Kid 1: "yeah right"
Kid 2: "yeah, just ask your sister"
Kid 1: "I dont have a sister"
Kid 2: "you will in about 9 months time"
..........
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (25-03-24), IAmLIAm (01-04-24), Mrbean76 (31-03-24)
I got mugged today.
He pointed a knife at me and said , " Your money or your life ? "
I told him I was married so I didn't have money or a life .
He gave me a hug and we cried together, it was beautiful.....
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
BarryD (01-04-24), IAmLIAm (01-04-24), IrishSarahBarra (06-04-24), whiteball (31-03-24)