lildick (05-03-19)
So Helga and Sara are walking down the road. They come across some man's head. Astonished, Helga picks up the head and holds it up high. Sara says "I think that its Sven"! Helga says, "Don't be ridiculous, he was never this tall!"
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
My friend asked, 'Would you like a sandwich?'
So I replied, 'Yes, I'll have a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy.'
Last edited by Floki; 12-03-19 at 15:39.
slimboyfat (05-04-19)
Why did Frank lose all of his bets in the casino?
Because he is a shit gambler.
Why was the penguin's head cold?
Because he was wearing an ice cap.
Floki (05-04-19)
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Nikkita (23-06-19)
So a man walks into a bar and then says 'ouch'
Floki (30-07-19)
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Last edited by Floki; 06-08-19 at 15:17.
FinnMickC00L (06-08-19), yourehighered (22-08-21)