Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife divorced him.
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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife divorced him.
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Mrbean76 (27-04-20)
I bought the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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Q: How does the Rabbi make his tea?
A: Hebrews it.
Mrbean76 (27-04-20), SteveB (27-04-20), yourehighered (22-08-21)
Quasimodo is totally fed-up with the lockdown and goes to the off-licence to buy a bottle of whiskey to keep his spirits up.
But, because of his speech impediment, he has difficulty making himself understood.
He grunts and points to a shelf of drink.
“Do you want beer?” he is asked.
“No”
“Vodka?”
“Grrr. NO! NOO!
“Rum?”
“GRR!! GRR!! NO! NOO! NOOO!”
“Whiskey?”
“Yes yes!”
“Good. Do you want Jameson?”
“No.”
“Bushmills?”
“Jack Daniels?”
“No! No!”
“Well, which whiskey DO you want?”
“THE BELLS! THE BELLS!!!!!”
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I went to the zoo the other day, the only animal was a small dog.
It was a shihtzu..."
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Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because ken always came in a different box.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
jre679 (29-04-20)
Reminds me of joke a friend told me years ago:Originally Posted by Mrbean76
Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
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