How women apologise.
" I'm sorry that your terrible behaviour made me act out of character, you should work on that!! "
How women apologise.
" I'm sorry that your terrible behaviour made me act out of character, you should work on that!! "
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Wise words from a bear.
Muslims,Christians,Jews,Buddhists, Atheists.........they all taste like chicken
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
beautyaddict (24-07-20)
Her : What do you think of my new hair do.
Me : You promise not to get mad if I tell you the truth?
Her : I promise
Me : I slept with your sister.
Barney Rubble (30-07-20), jre679 (03-08-20), Mrbean76 (28-07-20), updoc (30-07-20), yourehighered (21-08-21)
Her : I really like men that think ahead.
Me : I've already drank a litre of pineapple juice.
Her : What?
Me : What?
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs.
The female cashier says " You must be single"
The man answers " Wow, how did you know that?"
Cashier; " Because you're ugly"
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
beautyaddict (29-07-20), IAmBecomeDerp (28-07-20), jre679 (03-08-20), updoc (30-07-20)
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
joggon (30-07-20)
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Age doesn't equal maturity - just look around !
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Barney Rubble (30-07-20), Floki (30-07-20), IAmBecomeDerp (30-07-20), Mrbean76 (30-07-20)
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"
The inmate responded, "It’s bec..."
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.