I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (05-11-23), beautyaddict (19-11-23), mascol (05-11-23), Mrbean76 (05-11-23), SteveB (06-11-23)
Two interesting facts about about me.
1) My knob is the same length as 2 Argos pens.
2) I'm banned from Argos.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (19-11-23), Silvergrey25 (23-11-23)
Mrbean76 (19-11-23)
IAmLIAm (14-11-23), ladiesman217 (20-11-23), Mrbean76 (19-11-23), Toolbox (19-11-23)
Didn't know Beemer is bilingual and I thought he drives a BMW
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
IAmLIAm (19-11-23), ladiesman217 (20-11-23)
Last edited by IAmLIAm; 19-11-23 at 19:07. Reason: Upon further review it's for the car door swing not the hood... But still great
Mrbean76 (19-11-23)
I hate strip club. I can't touch her, she won't touch me.
I can't touch myself, and she gets all my cash.
It's like being home with the wife.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (20-11-23), IAmLIAm (26-11-23), Mrbean76 (22-11-23)
Q: Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
A: Because Ken came in a different box.
Last edited by ladiesman217; 22-11-23 at 21:37.
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
IAmLIAm (26-11-23), Mrbean76 (22-11-23), Silvergrey25 (23-11-23), whiteball (23-11-23)
Some advice for culchies visiting Dublin....
If those thugs start rioting/ looting again the safest place is Easons , go there ASAP!!
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Mrbean76 (26-11-23), TheNightShift (26-11-23)