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    I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism.
    If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Two interesting facts about about me.
    1) My knob is the same length as 2 Argos pens.

    2) I'm banned from Argos.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Dieve View Post
    I'm deeply hurt that you offend kittens and cheese in the same post 😿

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    Didn't know Beemer is bilingual and I thought he drives a BMW
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post


    Didn't know Beemer is bilingual and I thought he drives a BMW
    The best part is at 1:05-1:07 when you see the cutout for the hood in the doorjamb
    Last edited by IAmLIAm; 19-11-23 at 19:07. Reason: Upon further review it's for the car door swing not the hood... But still great
    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Dieve View Post
    I'm deeply hurt that you offend kittens and cheese in the same post 😿

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    I hate strip club. I can't touch her, she won't touch me.
    I can't touch myself, and she gets all my cash.
    It's like being home with the wife.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Q: Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
    A: Because Ken came in a different box.
    Last edited by ladiesman217; 22-11-23 at 21:37.
    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

    Goodbye

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    Some advice for culchies visiting Dublin....

    If those thugs start rioting/ looting again the safest place is Easons , go there ASAP!!
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Dieve View Post
    I'm deeply hurt that you offend kittens and cheese in the same post 😿

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