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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Feck that, I don't want to come back here again
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Two priests were driving down a road , they stopped at a police checkpoint.

    They rolled the window down.

    The police man said " Good evening fathers, we're looking for a couple of child molesters "

    The priests looked at each other and said " we'll do it " .
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Dieve View Post
    I'm deeply hurt that you offend kittens and cheese in the same post 😿

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    The Grim Reaper came for me
    last night, and I beat him off
    with a vacuum cleaner.
    Talk about Dyson with death.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteball View Post
    The Grim Reaper came for me
    last night, and I beat him off
    with a vacuum cleaner.
    Talk about Dyson with death.
    Could I get your rates and a list of favs?
    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Dieve View Post
    I'm deeply hurt that you offend kittens and cheese in the same post 😿

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmLIAm View Post
    Could I get your rates and a list of favs?
    If you have ask you cant afford me.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Dieve View Post
    I'm deeply hurt that you offend kittens and cheese in the same post 😿

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