Mrbean76 (15-10-23)
Two priests were driving down a road , they stopped at a police checkpoint.
They rolled the window down.
The police man said " Good evening fathers, we're looking for a couple of child molesters "
The priests looked at each other and said " we'll do it " .
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Mrbean76 (23-10-23)
The Grim Reaper came for me
last night, and I beat him off
with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (26-10-23), Mrbean76 (29-10-23)
IAmLIAm (26-10-23)
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Toolbox (04-11-23)