Did ye hear about that explosion in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere…
Did ye hear about that explosion in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere…
Barney Rubble (13-05-22), BarryD (13-05-22), Mrbean76 (13-05-22)
FeelTheRhythm (15-05-22), Mrbean76 (13-05-22)
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Two guys are talking....
Has anyone ever had a pet taxidermy before?
" I stuffed a pussy once , coat me a house and two cars "
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
EscortInspector (16-05-22)
Heard this today on the radio...
So Usain Bolt is trying to join a golf club, but the manager tells him they are not taking new members right now, but there's a golf club ten minutes down the road. Bolt says..."Do you not know who I am? I'm USAIN BOLT!"
"Oh" says the manager..."well in that case it's only five minutes down the road!"
Last edited by Rockerman; 17-05-22 at 10:24.
Since my wife left I've been very lonely. I got a dog , shagged three women and gambled away €2,000.
When she gets back from the supermarket she's going to be pissed off !!!
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Why do blondes like cars with sunroofs?
They like the extra legroom ....
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Rockerman (02-06-22)
My wife accused me of acting like a Flamingo!
That's when I decided I had to put my foot down....
Mrbean76 (03-06-22), Stephanie (04-06-22), TheNightShift (02-06-22)
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
BarryD (11-06-22), EscortInspector (09-06-22)
Mrbean76 (04-06-22), whoseyourdaddy (04-06-22)