We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
BarryD (27-03-22), EscortInspector (26-03-22), Rockerman (26-03-22)
lads I defo have the crappiest one... ._.
i ate a clock yesterday...
it was very time consuming
but i went back for seconds
...thinking which is worse...^^^ or...
the clocks went forward last night ...
if I was in charge they wouldn't go back, no way...
not on my watch
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
I'm looking for a woman that loves to suck but not swallow....
I need her to help me steal petrol ⛽
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
BarryD (10-04-22)
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
BarryD (10-04-22)
why did the orange stop half way across the road .?.
it ran out of juice...
why did the bicycle stop half way across the road .?.
it was two tyred...
Mrbean76 (10-04-22)
Mrbean76 (10-04-22)
Why can't two Asians make a white baby ?
Because two wongs don't make a white .
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Barney Rubble (13-05-22), BarryD (13-05-22), Rockerman (23-04-22)
Six top topless women sounds nice .....
Dozen tit .
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Barney Rubble (13-05-22), BarryD (13-05-22), EscortInspector (12-05-22), FeelTheRhythm (13-05-22)