Coronacoaster
Noun: the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks
and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.
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Coronacoaster
Noun: the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks
and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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Almost all garden gnomes have red hat's.
It's a little gnome fact.
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whoseyourdaddy (15-07-20)
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We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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My compliments.. That is absolutely the crap joke of the day.. and possibly the entire threadOriginally Posted by Mrbean76
Almost all garden gnomes have red hat's.
It's a little gnome fact.. ...so far!
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The simple ones are often the best.My compliments.. That is absolutely the crap joke of the day.. and possibly the entire thread
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whoseyourdaddy (15-07-20)
Conductor Sir Thomas Beecham was well known for his acerbic comments. Once he described the sound of the harpsichord as "two skeletons copulating on a tin roof".
When he thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello, he stopped the orchestra and declared: "Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
Barney Rubble (20-07-20), DeletedMuser (16-07-20), Floki (16-07-20), Mrbean76 (16-07-20), whoseyourdaddy (16-07-20)
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Struggling to get your wife's attention?
Just sit down and look comfortable.
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Barney Rubble (20-07-20), beautyaddict (18-07-20)
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It was very windy last night, I lost 25%of my roof.
oof!!
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For that joke
Mrbean76 (21-08-20)
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You've posted worseFor that joke
So Mr Floki, do you award me the crappiest joke of the day?
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