Not familiar with that 'spelling'.Originally Posted by Barney Rubble
Is it anything like 2p or 1A?
Not familiar with that 'spelling'.
Is it anything like 2p or 1A?
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree.
It was a ham bush.
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The day the penis asked for a raise.
I, the penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons;
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, P. Niss.
The response;
Dear Penis;
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised the administration rejects your request for the following reasons.
You do not work eight hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team, you do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, V. Gina
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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As I said earlier the insomnia must be getting to me, really should have got that without an explanation . I really am so fucking tired....
Are we there yet ?
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Go to bed then Mr Rubble.As I said earlier the insomnia must be getting to me, really should have got that without an explanation . I really am so fucking tired....
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Fuck that Mr B, sure I'll only sleep a couple of hours if I'm lucky...Go to bed then Mr Rubble.
Are we there yet ?
A father and son are hanging out in their living room watching TV.
Suddenly the dad’s feet are cold and he asks the son to get him his slippers from upstairs.
While upstairs the son sees two of his sister’s friends so he goes up to both of them and says, "My Dad told me to come up here and fuck both of you".
“you're lying", They say
The son says he can prove it and calls down, "Dad, did you say both of them?"
The father quickly replies, “What's the point of fucking one".
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You so early...
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