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Thread: Am I too old??

  1. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranknStein View Post
    Around 15 years ago I was refused entry to some shithole pub by some Cross-eyed bouncer that had just crawled out of some sink estate.
    Other people suggested it was because I was 'too old'
    Said pub changed hands shortly afterwards.
    Still isn't doing a bomb but there you are.
    Fucking bouncers. You were probably refused because your presence in their establishment would raise the tone of the place.

    I was refused entry by bouncers 3 times, I'm sure once it was because I was carrying an umbrella.

    I was on a jury once and the case was of a bouncer beating the shit out of some sap. I was looking forward to sending the no-neck fucktard down, but the thick guards screwed up the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw528 View Post
    Wardrobe! Now yer talkin!
    Seriously?

    Fuck off ye big Beamer!!!
    Hello darkness my old friend.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Seriously?

    Fuck off ye big Beamer!!!
    Thats nice, talking to the elderly like that ye Chipper munching fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kensington View Post
    Hi,
    I called an escort who has great reviews, she asked me my age and I told her the truth, 42. She then said I was too old and we shouldn’t meet, am I too old at 42?
    Those who keep the ability to see beauty, never grow old. Franz Kafka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella Rose View Post
    Beauty to me is in the eye of the be holder.
    It used to be based on looks only in my younger years. Getting on for 60 is growing on me my poor bones.
    Beauty for me is in the eye of the Beer Holder.

    Fuck it anyway, I'm closer to a 42 inch waste than I am to 42.
    Shake'n'bake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Becca69 View Post
    This thread really made me angry don t post things about me that are not TRUE!!!!!!!!!
    An unintended consequence of the stupid OP post is that I personally admire you even more for taking him on. Your reviews are exceptional and those of us who know their way around them know you that all who visit you, you treat exceptionally well, and that covers a range of ages . As to the OP try to be better not bitter and shock horror I agree with Badmick on newbies.

    Perhaps all PR is good but if it is annoying you then I think it should be removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kensington View Post
    Hi,
    I called an escort who has great reviews, she asked me my age and I told her the truth, 42. She then said I was too old and we shouldn’t meet, am I too old at 42?
    you seem like a nice guy and if I was an escort I would see you no matter what age you were

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    Thank you for your words beautyaddict,maybe we ll meet soon ��❤️ Have a lovely day all xx
    Last edited by Becca69; 28-01-19 at 13:59.

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    You’re just as old as you think you are.
    [B][I]Life is too short for bad coffee and bad sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyNina View Post
    You’re just as old as you think you are.
    true, my neighbour is 74 and going with a Bulgarian lady who is 27, been together 6 years

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