Am I too old??

**scoobydo1** · 27-01-19, 17:06

Originally Posted by kensington

Hi,
I called AN ESCORT who has great reviews, she asked me my age and I told her the truth, 42. She then said I was too old and we shouldn’t meet, am I too old at 42?

This is in the moron's first 10 posts.

How did this post get through moderation without removal of the ladies name?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I mean seriously WHAT . . . THE . . . FUCK?

**MidlifeCrisis** · 27-01-19, 18:35

If I said I was 42, and they said I was too old, I definitely wouldn't tell them my real age!

**FranknStein** · 27-01-19, 18:39

If you did you'd end up having an OldlifeCrisis.

**oldfool** · 27-01-19, 19:52

Originally Posted by kensington

Hi,
I called an escort who has great reviews, she asked me my age and I told her the truth, 42. She then said I was too old and we shouldn’t meet, am I too old at 42?

I vaguly remember being 42 but it was a lifetime ago

**Forceuser** · 27-01-19, 20:01

Originally Posted by oldfool

I vaguly remember being 42 but it was a lifetime ago

As long as you don't forget your E-I password,you'll be alright!

**dob** · 27-01-19, 20:06

Are you too old?

Yes. Stop now.

Only messing.

Reminds me of a time many years ago when I was in Amesterdm walking around I passed some kind of sex den where I witnessed two bouncers refusing entry to a grandfather type person telling him he was too old for their shithole club.

**mikey blonde** · 27-01-19, 20:10

More likely to be refused for being 24 than 42

**FranknStein** · 27-01-19, 20:13

Originally Posted by dob

Are you too old?

Yes. Stop now.

Only messing.

Reminds me of a time many years ago when I was in Amesterdm walking around I passed some kind of sex den where I witnessed two bouncers refusing entry to a grandfather type person telling him he was too old for their shithole club.

Around 15 years ago I was refused entry to some shithole pub by some Cross-eyed bouncer that had just crawled out of some sink estate.
Other people suggested it was because I was 'too old'
Said pub changed hands shortly afterwards.
Still isn't doing a bomb but there you are.

**bmw528** · 27-01-19, 20:18

Originally Posted by FranknStein

Around 15 years ago I was refused entry to some shithole pub by some Cross-eyed bouncer that had just crawled out of some sink estate.
Other people suggested it was because I was 'too old'
Said pub changed hands shortly afterwards.
Still isn't doing a bomb but there you are.

Are ye sure that wasnt Hooky?

**bmw528** · 27-01-19, 20:22

Originally Posted by ButternCoffee

I either get 48, which is older than I am. Or even better "are you a cop?

" which I most assuredly am not.... Maybe I need to review the wardrobe.....

Wardrobe! Now yer talkin!

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