You study the profiles, read all the details and finally pic one that ticks the boxes.
Ring, book, turn up as instructed smelling and looking good.
Pay , shower n standing to attention.
Getting jiggy and it's dinner at the Y and aaggghhhh

SHE SAID SHE WAS SHAVED

Butt she wasn't. It may have been 2 days ago when the as went up butt not today.

You wanted shaved, one of the filters that lead you to that profile.

Is that false advertising?