Don't be a dick
Bring exact change
Wash your teeth
Wash your Ass
Respect the escorts. They don't own you, you don't own them
And for the love of god, don't forget your socks.
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Don't be a dick
Bring exact change
Wash your teeth
Wash your Ass
Respect the escorts. They don't own you, you don't own them
And for the love of god, don't forget your socks.
Xx
Last edited by Cassandra; 03-01-19 at 03:22.
What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
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What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
Socks ????
Don't be a dick but do remember to use it.Originally Posted by Cassandra
Wash your ass don't be an ass.
I have to stipulate that socks must be fresh ones.
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What about the socks
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I've heard more than one crazy story of things punters have accidentally left behind when dashing off from a visit to a lady!Socks are one of the least scandalous of forgotten items.
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Another few to add to the list is
Pay attention to her demand and what she like and dislike.
Ask the Lady consent first and the Gents consent to, as it work both way in making a meeting great.
Take a good bottle of prosecco especially on long booking. Nothing better to sit in Lady company with a glass of good prosecco and gaze at her seductive eyes and her beauty from near or afar like me
Last of all is do make sure the Lady enjoy the meeting and you Gents know what I mean in making sure she having fun and pleasure as well
That is one I do need to work on more in the Lady company, as at times I am a disaster in that area and fumbling idiot who like a lost Gent. Blame it on my nervous and the chair I do say.
Old scouting/military/punting tip;I've heard more than one crazy story of things punters have accidentally left behind when dashing off from a visit to a lady!
Always leave everything together! Keep everything on a picnic sheet, on a table or just in a pile, but in one place.
And ALWAYS look behind you before you leave!
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