These guys didn't take your advice.Originally Posted by FranknStein
These guys didn't take your advice.
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FranknStein (03-01-19)
I hope they are not fluffy socks!These guys didn't take your advice.
Last edited by SteveB; 03-01-19 at 11:29.
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Things I have learnt about socks.
They are a fetish here for escorts and punters.
They should be old not new and fluffy or new and washed so the fluffy is not on the escorts carpet.
They should not be but can be worn on dicks.
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beautyaddict (03-01-19)
At least once I have left wearing one sock and had to search for the second on a couple of occasions before I found it,probably best to shove them in your shoes.
Other than that only left behind incidental junk like umbrellas ,hats(of the woolly variety-thanks Irish climate),mouthwash.Wouldn't bother going back for those ,most are not keen on you returning anyway.
If you have stuff like watches,glasses,phone put them into your pockets rather than leaving them on a table or locker,good if the pockets can be zipped too.
As you are leaving check you have everything you arrived with ,check pockets,once,twice or thrice (escort often enquires if you have everything), then on your merry way.
Mr Sweet Guy (03-01-19)
Maybe we should set up a 'lost and found' for these items.I've heard more than one crazy story of things punters have accidentally left behind when dashing off from a visit to a lady!Socks are one of the least scandalous of forgotten items.
No doubt your stories would make for an interesting and amusing read.
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Great post ! Thanks for the message and the support the other day. You seem like one of the good guys.Another few to add to the list is
Pay attention to her demand and what she like and dislike.
Ask the Lady consent first and the Gents consent to, as it work both way in making a meeting great.
Take a good bottle of prosecco especially on long booking. Nothing better to sit in Lady company with a glass of good prosecco and gaze at her seductive eyes and her beauty from near or afar like me
Last of all is do make sure the Lady enjoy the meeting and you Gents know what I mean in making sure she having fun and pleasure as well
That is one I do need to work on more in the Lady company, as at times I am a disaster in that area and fumbling idiot who like a lost Gent. Blame it on my nervous and the chair I do say.
Mr Sweet Guy (03-01-19)
Yep he does seem like one of the good guys.
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The most important is to remember to leave the cash behind.
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Mr Sweet Guy (03-01-19)
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Should all be common sense really — but unfortunately common sense isn't all that common these days.
As for forgetting socks.... The mind boggles LOL
I did forget my car park ticket once — it fell out onto the floor when the lady was passing me my clothes. Luckily she noticed it before I reached my car and rang me to tell me to get back to her place.
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The ultimate guide to successful punting?
The 3 C's
Clean,calm and cash.
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