The ultimate guide to successful punting

[Petros]

Don't be a dick
Bring exact change
Wash your teeth
Wash your Ass
Respect the escorts. They don't own you, you don't own them
And for the love of god, don't forget your socks.
Xx

Should all be common sense really — but unfortunately common sense isn't all that common these days.

As for forgetting socks.... The mind boggles LOL

I did forget my car park ticket once — it fell out onto the floor when the lady was passing me my clothes. Luckily she noticed it before I reached my car and rang me to tell me to get back to her place.