Just a suggestion - give ur pubic hair a nice foamy wash. Soak ur back door at least for 30 mins in warm bath with some essential oils and then it might be easier to convince ur gf/wife to give head Which means u wont have to pay en escort and save money. Voila
No offense, got this idea just yesterday, maybe it will help to someone.
I've heard few complaints that irish gf didnt want to perform oral, no idea how common it is, just saying i know few ppl who r seeing escorts from this reason. And then I realised - with these hygiene standards - no wonder. Maybe there r other reason as well but this is in every way a big turn off anyway.
Seriously, dont want to make fun of anyone here. Just try it. If i'm right here ( and I bet partially i am right ) I'm sure escorts will lose some business. So I should have rather hold my mouth shut.