How NOT to make a good first impression

[beautyaddict]

Read to the end before you comment .
So step 1 you send a pm about a booking,

Step 2, girl answers , asks you to call her. Looking good

Step 3 you get the number on mobile as you are out and call
She answers, a lovely voice on the phone, great
STEP 4
YOU CALL HER BY THE WRONG NAME but do not realise

She says no thats not me

You confused , you say "wrong number " sorry
You check details on site, Ah shit its not that name. Try to call back no joy twice, then send a txt ,apologize using your site name

No joy
Then you think send nice PM with apology message and just so she knows it is you send your number, thats gotta work. Press send. Then review message

WTF wrong phone number by one digit . Officially game over .

Not a newbie I Just did this ,dunce of the month I officially reward myself . I reckon blocked now cannot complain

So feel free to purge yourselves I know there is anger out there i can expect some nice "saying" and all that but it will give pleasure to some , enjoy .

[Forceuser]

[Keeper]

Hilarious, I love it ��
Clearly a serious timewaster

[philipkntz]

Put 5 euro credit on punting phone. Phone same escort several times, straight to voicemail every time, leave one voice message. Finally receive a ding on my phone.
I call back, I'm in the local area, she can see me soonish, get directions to nearby landmark.
Get to landmark on foot, phone again, out of credit. Find shop that sells phone credit. I'm only carrying the escorts minimum fee. Buy 5 euro credit.
Get back to landmark. Phone again. Where the fuck was I? Why did it take so long to get from a to b?
I explain about running out of credit, she agrees to meet me, I explain that I've only €94.50.
She tells me where to shove it.

[beautyaddict]

Put 5 euro credit on punting phone. Phone same escort several times, straight to voicemail every time, leave one voice message. Finally receive a ding on my phone.
I call back, I'm in the local area, she can see me soonish, get directions to nearby landmark.
Get to landmark on foot, phone again, out of credit. Find shop that sells phone credit. I'm only carrying the escorts minimum fee. Buy 5 euro credit.
Get back to landmark. Phone again. Where the fuck was I? Why did it take so long to get from a to b?
I explain about running out of credit, she agrees to meet me, I explain that I've only €94.50.
She tells me where to shove it.

I feel we could be founding a support group , but standing room only like , brilliant thanks for sharing as they say .

[Forceuser]

I explain that I've only €94.50.
She tells me where to shove it.

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[Barney Rubble]

I'm just wondering what name you called her BA?

[beautyaddict]

I'm just wondering what name you called her BA?

I called her Hannah, why i have absolutely no fucking idea at all , i do not know anyone called Hannah, i could make up some shit about being on the phone with a girl called Hannah before i called this girl but nope , I got not a clue where that came from Confused from Dublin here. And she sounded lovely and I been wanting to see this girl awhile. Dumb as you can get thats me

[beautyaddict]

Sure us clients can sometimes make right fools of ourselves sometimes when the bottom half rules the top half.

Yeah but not exactly my first rodeo , this never happened to me before ever , confused .
just saw your edit , fire away , I would not bothered in case you had not noticed.

[beautyaddict]

Less haste might work better for your game , read my reply .