Gifts to escort

[FranknStein]

Talking of gifts, I think we regular w̶r̶i̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ regular posters should get a complimentary Escort Ireland calendar.

But remember no nude pictures.
Or Gillette won't be happy.

[FranknStein]

What 12 escorts would be on it?

The ones wearing winter clothing in June.
Gillette will be happy.

[FranknStein]

12 only. Think bigger. At least 3 or 4 for every month. Now you have up to 48 of them.

All Chinese and charging €50/half hour (needless to say)

[FranknStein]

Here is a gift for them. Stop starting threads on them, those appreciation threads are tacky af. Don't start threads to applaud 100 reviews, if they have 100 reviews they don't need the exposure.

Don't be making them feel uncomfortable or uneasy or bored, by telling them how much they mean to you, by talking about your wives or unloading your life's struggles on them. They are not counselors.

Just say goodbye and walk away.

Anf your gift can be not being their soul sista

And as a gift for everyone else take your Valium and calm down

[FranknStein]

I sniff jealousy. A few posts isn't much to go on, but getting on with girls is easy. You want to know how, forget all that equal rights bullshit, forget she is a woman so she needs to be wrapped in cotton wool, and don't ever think men are superior, that's all bullshit. People are people, simple as.

And maybe one more thing, I've a cracking personality and a cheeky glint in my eye

I am not jealous of flautists or flutes.
If I had empathy I would pity them.

[FranknStein]

Yeah cos the only place to meet a Chinese girl is here. Ireland is full of Chinese girls, which I am highly grateful for. Saves me the bother of going to China

Go to China.
Find a place with bad internet connection.
You will still have 1.3 billion people to bore.

[Mr Sweet Guy]

Best gift to take to a Lady we meet, apart from her fee !

Is your understanding , consent for her and your gratitude, to understand how hard her business truly is.

We meet a Lady with a smile and happy face. But underneath that smile, their can be happy or sadness she hide behind her beautiful face !

That what sadden me !

[Walshie]

will i get less attention and "love" compare to punters who shower escort with nice gifts?

On social media, there always escort showing lovely gifts their client bestow them.

i've promised 2 escorts that i will get them a nice white lamborghini if i win the euromillions so i must start buying a ticket

[Walshie]

And are going to give them money for insurance and petrol to run it. Never mind paying for the maintenance of it.

Probably best to buy them a mini!

I would be known then as Walshie - 'The Ever Generous Sugar Daddy' and give them what they needed.

I would have no interest in a Mini unless its the one Mr Bean use to drive, badly

[Walshie]

Or the skirt!

I would not go crazy if I won Euromillions and would still pop in to see how you are all doing, only change you would see in me here is that I would have 10,000 more reviews