A few musings

[the golfer]

Hi All,
it is a strange business this punting. Whats I find most strange is that it is a hobby that I can't discuss with anyone.
Hence this thread.
I starting seeing escorts about 5 years ago, I have seen about 20 different TS's and a few TV's and a few girls ( eclectic tastes).
Nearly all my experiences have been positive.
I was obviously very nervous about been caught out. I am married with a young family. However I have to say all the girls have always been discrete. No unwanted return phone call etc.. Also, no unwanted interruptions or any theft of any kind.
Some of the locations have been a bit dodgy but for the most part fine. I sometimes nip off after playing only 9 holes of golf, thus giving me the time for a punt.
However, I drive a 2 seater Porsche and leaving the sticks in full view in some of the areas has been risky. ( just threw that in, so you can some idea of what type of an ass you are dealing with).
One of the things that has struck me is how bad the building in the celtic tiger has been. Places falling apart already and covered in mould.
And the plumbing, my god the plumbing. The patience of a saint needed to wait for warm water and then BOOM first degree burns suffered as the temperature sores. The escort normally investigates when they hear me yelp, but I do think their understanding of Irish plumbing leaves a bit to be desired.
Another thing that has struck me is how sexually voracious the escorts are. I would be a bad escort, although there is a sex drive there, I couldn't imagine turning it on when some pudgy fellow in a golf jumper swings around after a few pints.
But boy do they manage it. I am a fairly passive chap and my preference would be for an active girl. I ask the girls and they tell me that is about 95% of the punters. However from reading the profiles and reviews you can never be too sure what you are getting. However nearly to a girl they have all taken the lead and fucked me senseless. another point is that they seem to really like it. I know this sounds silly. I don't have an ego as such and I do realise I am not God's gift but some of these girls get really into it. They are definitely suited for the job. It was one of my fears before starting punting, that I would be in some way an inconveniece to the girls, That they would have to fuck me and it would be an unpleasant experience for them. In truth the only time I got that impression was with female escorts. The trans girls were well up for it.
Enough ratings. To sum up, I have had a blast and to anyone sitting on the fence I would say jump.
I might get out of the water for a while. Famous last words.
Ps go to see Paula
The Golfer

[FranknStein]

Hi All,
it is a strange business this punting. Whats I find most strange is that it is a hobby that I can't discuss with anyone.
Hence this thread.
I starting seeing escorts about 5 years ago, I have seen about 20 different TS's and a few TV's and a few girls ( eclectic tastes).
Nearly all my experiences have been positive.
I was obviously very nervous about been caught out. I am married with a young family. However I have to say all the girls have always been discrete. No unwanted return phone call etc.. Also, no unwanted interruptions or any theft of any kind.
Some of the locations have been a bit dodgy but for the most part fine. I sometimes nip off after playing only 9 holes of golf, thus giving me the time for a punt.
However, I drive a 2 seater Porsche and leaving the sticks in full view in some of the areas has been risky. ( just threw that in, so you can some idea of what type of an ass you are dealing with).
One of the things that has struck me is how bad the building in the celtic tiger has been. Places falling apart already and covered in mould.
And the plumbing, my god the plumbing. The patience of a saint needed to wait for warm water and then BOOM first degree burns suffered as the temperature sores. The escort normally investigates when they hear me yelp, but I do think their understanding of Irish plumbing leaves a bit to be desired.
Another thing that has struck me is how sexually voracious the escorts are. I would be a bad escort, although there is a sex drive there, I couldn't imagine turning it on when some pudgy fellow in a golf jumper swings around after a few pints.
But boy do they manage it. I am a fairly passive chap and my preference would be for an active girl. I ask the girls and they tell me that is about 95% of the punters. However from reading the profiles and reviews you can never be too sure what you are getting. However nearly to a girl they have all taken the lead and fucked me senseless. another point is that they seem to really like it. I know this sounds silly. I don't have an ego as such and I do realise I am not God's gift but some of these girls get really into it. They are definitely suited for the job. It was one of my fears before starting punting, that I would be in some way an inconveniece to the girls, That they would have to fuck me and it would be an unpleasant experience for them. In truth the only time I got that impression was with female escorts. The trans girls were well up for it.
Enough ratings. To sum up, I have had a blast and to anyone sitting on the fence I would say jump.
I might get out of the water for a while. Famous last words.
Ps go to see Paula
The Golfer

Great post.
This is almost exactly the same for me ,except for slightly less TS's and TVs and probably quite a lot more girls,and of course no Porsche and I don't have golfballs nor a ball and chain.
A guy back the road from me did have a Porsche but his business went belly up in the recession of 08/10 and the Porsche had to find a new home.I did once buy a set of clubs-left handed-but the place I intended using them closed and I never bothered since.
As regards fiddling with different showers,once or twice I had a cold one ,just to avoid the possible burn, and to move things along.
Suited to it? Those that are most successful are those that can maintain a semblance of pleasure and enthusiasm with most people,with certain clients and at certain times they may even enjoy themselves.
Like anything else those not suited to it will drift out of it or be less busy or well known over time ,and reviews and accurate profiles are what can give us some insight into who we want to spend time with or part with our cash to.