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    Quote Originally Posted by pegmyass85 View Post
    The girl on her knees was able to give her full concentration to sucking his member as it was another girl feeding the lucky bastardized pizza.
    Well that's just showing off! I hope the bastard gets indigestion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pegmyass85 View Post
    Driving into work though the city at 5 this morning. I was stopped at lights near caple street when my eyes where drawn to a bare ass, it was then I noticed a guy was standing there with his trousers around his ankles getting a blow job while a girl was feeding him pizza. All I could think was lucky bastard as the light went green and I continued my journey to work.
    was there a Squad car close by?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pegmyass85 View Post
    bastardized pizza.
    Where do ya get that?
    Dominoes?
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    The 9/11 moon landings were an outside job

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    Quote Originally Posted by pegmyass85 View Post
    Driving into work though the city at 5 this morning. I was stopped at lights near caple street when my eyes where drawn to a bare ass, it was then I noticed a guy was standing there with his trousers around his ankles getting a blow job while a girl was feeding him pizza. All I could think was lucky bastard as the light went green and I continued my journey to work.
    Must be still living with the folks. I don't envy anyone getting an outdoor blowjob on a freezing cold night.

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    Where's 'caple' street?

    Then again.. I don't know what a tracker mortgage is

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Feckem View Post
    Well that's just showing off! I hope the bastard gets indigestion.
    As long as she didn't get heartburn .....
    Hello darkness my old friend.....

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    He got the base, she got the salami

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    Quote Originally Posted by pegmyass85 View Post
    Driving into work though the city at 5 this morning. I was stopped at lights near caple street when my eyes where drawn to a bare ass, it was then I noticed a guy was standing there with his trousers around his ankles getting a blow job while a girl was feeding him pizza. All I could think was lucky bastard as the light went green and I continued my journey to work.
    I hoped he saved her some pizza unless she swallowed and was full after he shot his load.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HookHer View Post
    That's the worst joke ever
    I won't be taking up a career as a stand up comedian that's for sure.

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    Where can you get good pizza at five in the morning?
    Last edited by philipkntz; 26-11-18 at 20:36.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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